Monday, April 23, 2012

LOL, God...LOL. :)

Note: I struggled to find a scripture about God loving a good joke, or having a sense of humor, or creating the platypus.  But, if you have one...please share! - K

Ah, vacation.  Just the sound of those three sweet syllables evokes a feeling of peace, calm and general happiness for me.  Vacation is one of those things that we eagerly anticipate and count the days until its arrival.  Every year, Evan and I venture north to Bryson City, NC – our absolute all-time favorite place to be.  We took our first trip there in October of 2004, celebrating both our recent engagement and my 21st birthday (a trip to the Biltmore House winery was a must!) and save for a few years of veering off the NC path, we’ve returned nearly every fall since then.  This year, we decided on a spring trip.

We just love being in the mountains.  There’s no other place that puts us more in touch with the true awesomeness of God’s creation.  Staring up at the stars at night, watching the sun rise over the mountains at dawn, listening to the birds chirp…completely uninterrupted by TV, phones, computers, people, and the every day hustle and bustle, it’s just absolute heaven.

We’re big hikers.  No, not when we’re at home in the flat land.  Southwest Florida’s weather isn’t really conducive to hiking, save for those two or three days in February where the temps seem to plummet to mid-20s, only to reach 70 again by the end of the week.  And even if the weather was perfect, there’s just not much to “hike” down here.  Oh sure, we could hit some of the preserves, or venture to Ocala, and we probably will some day, but to me, nothing could match the magic of NC. 

Once we’re in the mountains, it’s on.  Our first hikes out of the gate this year totaled an easy eight miles, which was a great warm-up.  We hiked along Kimsey Creek, then up to Big Laurel Falls and Mooney Falls.  These are off Forest Road 68, near Standing Indian Campground.  If you’ve never traveled a forest road, you’re missing out.  Essentially, your vehicle becomes one of those skilled mountain goats that balance on the edge of cliffs, daring to reach for the loan dandelion peeking through a crack.  Many of them are precarious, but so worth the risk.

On day two, we decided to hike a portion of the Appalachian Trail that was highly recommended by one of the friendly gals at Nantahala Outdoor Center.  It’s a moderate hike, not too difficult, just lengthy.  We started at Winding Stair Gap, right off Highway 64 near Wayah, and would end at Siler Bald.  Once you’re at Siler Bald (a mountaintop with little to no growth other than grass) you get these phenomenal near-360 degree views of the Smokies.  Incredible.  Nine miles total, in and out.

The hike started off great.  Weather was gorgeous, in the low 60s and partly cloudy.  The trail was easy to follow, as we gradually left Laurel Creek and ascended the mountain.  We ran into several AT thru-hikers along the way, making the trip from GA to ME.  All were friendly, and most were heading to the shelter at the top.  After a couple hours, and a half mile detour, we reached the bald.  The trail had been a little muddy going in, as it had sprinkled a bit on and off near the middle of the day.  Once at the top, we picnicked lunch and snapped photos.  The skies had turned from partly cloudy to overcast, and it seemed rain would be making its way through again.  A few loud thunderclaps erupted, and we figured it would be best if we made our way back down.

On the way out, we past half a dozen more AT thru-hikers, in three different groups.  All were on their way to the bald, staying overnight at Siler Shelter.  All were somewhat impressed with the folks from flat land, putting in so many miles while vacationing.  One hiker, an Iraq war vet and Combat Medic, said no amount of training he did while enlisted prepared him for hiking the AT.  We all swapped stories (theirs were, of course, more interesting than ours) and parted ways.

About a half mile after our farewells with the last group, the thunder really picked up.  The sky was now a deep purple; no longer a soft gray, with sunbeams peeking through.  We were still high enough up in the mountain that the tree cover wasn’t the best; most trees were still sprouting spring leaves, leaving bare branches as our protection.  Rain began to trickle down, at first a mist, then a real thunderstorm.  We threw on our extra thermals (no hats or weather proof clothing for us day hikers) and we carried on.

After what seemed like an eternity, but was really just a mile or so, the rain finally let up.  We stopped to wring out our soaked thermals, adjust our soggy socks, and take a breather.  We laughed at our luck, getting rained on during a beautiful hike.  We figured this would be yet another tale from vacation we’d pass on to our kids and grandkids.

With three miles left to go to reach the trailhead, we continued on, knowing more storms could be looming.  Our “halfway” point to 64 was Panther Gap; after that, just a couple miles to go.

A bright flash of lightning lit up the clearing sky, and I wondered if those hikers had made it to the shelter yet.  I also counted the seconds to the thunderclap, while thinking I’d never researched to see if that old wive’s tale was actually an accurate way of judging the storm’s distance.  I made it to five before the boom filled the mountains, reminiscent of a Fourth of July finale.  Evan made a crack about it raining again, and I remember telling him he’d surely jinxed us.

We might have made it a quarter mile or so in the mild weather before what I originally thought was a monsoon kicked in (so much for the old wive’s tale).  This time, the storm didn’t begin with a sprinkle…it turned on like a faucet.  No, that might not even be an accurate description…it was as if a giant water balloon was being held over our heads, and someone pricked it with a pin, causing a deluge.  The rain was so heavy, you couldn’t see the trail.  And, because it was nearing 4:30p, the temperature had dropped from an oh-so-pleasant 64 degrees to a man-I-wish-I-had-long-underwear 45 degrees.  After a few hundred more yards, the concept of avoiding wet portions of the trail disappeared, as we were literally walking through a creek.  Boy, was this rough!

Finally, we reached Panther Gap.  No stopping, no wringing out wet clothes or adjusting soggy socks, we just powered through.  This meant only a couple miles to go.  I knew that once we reached Swinging Dick Gap (yes, really – probably some AT hiker’s joke) that we would be less than a mile from the trailhead, which meant less than a mile from the safety of our truck.  Onward, we sloshed.

Many times during our sloshing down the trail, we made “Oregon Trail”-esque comments – “Double team the wagon!” or “Use ropes!” or “Evan has died of dysentery!” (we have a very unique sense of humor). 

As we closed in on Swinging Dick Gap, I could hear Evan behind me uttering small cries of pain, which immediately caused me to believe my husband was sliding down the mountainside, leaving me alone in the pouring rain on the AT nearing dusk and surrounded by hungry (yet friendly) hikers.  I called back, just to make sure he was okay (no taking your eyes of the trail in a monsoon, or certain death awaits) and he hollered, “It’s HELL!” to which I thought, “Well, not exactly – maybe God’s idea of a haha funny joke, but not hell…”  He repeated his words, and I realized he didn’t mean hell…he meant hail.  And sure enough, just when I’d thought that God’s greatest crack was the duck billed platypus – we found ourselves in a hailstorm.

Golf balls rained from the sky, beaning us in the head and filling the muddy rivets in the trail (“Your oxen are stuck!”).  On the plus side, the rain had let up a bit.  Also, I’ve learned that hail hurts exactly as much as you think it would.  And now, not only were we focusing on not sliding down the mountain in a river of mud, but also on not twisting an ankle in the neat little igloo piles forming in every bend.  Somehow, we made it through Swinging Dick Gap with our bones intact.

One would think that the monsoon, and resulting hailstorm, would be enough for one trip back, but you’d be wrong.  On the hike in, you cross Laurel Creek three times – two of these crosses are minor, taking only two or three steps – but one of these crossings is a bit wider (“Ford the river!”) and requires some skill and balance on a long, skinny log.  Well, if you’ve never seen a creek or river rise after a rainstorm, think of what happens to your back porch when you leave the water hose on in the pool for three or four hours.  That’s right, some of your patio furniture just might float away.

The first two crossings went as well as can be expected, but at the final, our neat little log was now beneath the raging (at least from my POV) waters of Laurel Creek.  And while Ev decided he could, in fact, find and balance on this log, I used my years of Oregon Trail training and, that’s right, forded the creek.

By the time we hit the final crossing, the hail stopped, and the rain turned to a light trickle.  But we were still soaked to the bone.

Now, here’s what I take away from this adventure…some folks I know would probably have been pretty ticked about the rain, and vehemently mad about the hail, and most likely cursing the skies by the time they reached Laurel Creek.  But, the Cokes found the whole thing not only amusing, but downright fun.

Yes, it was raining, monsooning and hailing; it was frostbite inducing weather, and we only had one towel between us to share.  But truth be told, it was a blast!  If you can’t laugh about these situations, if you can’t find the humor, what’s the point?  God didn’t give us horrible weather for punishment…weather just happens.  But it’s what we do with it that makes the difference.  Me being upset that my underwear were probably visible through my sweats wasn’t going to stop the rain.  So why get angry?  Why not just appreciate what we’ve been given, and have fun with it?

This adventure did teach me one thing: it really, truly, honestly can get worse (hello, hail).  But, it also taught me that just when you think you’ve hit your limit, you can carry on, and be all the better for it.  We can’t always help the outcome, but you can control how you view and accept it.

Our nine miles on the AT was fabulous, and the three miles of trying weather only add to the tale.  And now, if you hear one of the Cokes mention that, “Nothing is harder than Swinging Dick Gap in a hailstorm!”…you’ll know it’s true! J

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